Roadkill Stuffed Animals!

This is too funny! had to post it.  From Julia Allison’s blog

This is a Pickle

Pic of the Day!

What I would be saying…..”shit”

Coffee is like a dark trap that will suck you into its vortex.  But at the same time oh how I love it.  It seems weird to me that so many things that are bad for you are an acquired taste…but we still consume them again and again until we actually like it, need it, can’t live with out it. Haha.  I really want to get off coffee.  Not because it is so bad for you and I don’t want to put it in my body anymore; but because I want to prove that I don’t need it anymore.  Ugh, I guess my mother did rub off on me.  Any good tips for kicking the caffeine convention to the curb?  Let me know.

Socialtext Free 50!

Socialtext Free 50!

Ok so this whole week at work I have been trying to get our SalesForce together and organized.  The problem my boss wants everyone’s contacts synced with her outlook, and thus to her iPhone.  The problem….duplicates!  Different owners = different contacts.  I have been reading everything I can find on SalesForce to try and fix this problem for 4 days….and I got nothing. I am sure SalesForce is a great tool if you know how to use it.  The problem for me is that everyone only knows enough to get into trouble, and make a big mess of things.

So it got me thinking about if there are any other ways to make this work, or any other programs I could use.  I remember Ross (my awesome boss last summer) tweeting about Socialtext’s new free 50 earlier this week.  Socialtext platform is now free for fewer than 50 users.  After working there last summer I completely understand the power of having a collaboration tool…..and can’t believe I didn’t think of Socialtext before (I guess I am only 2 weeks in, so I will cut myself a break).  Anyways so today I set up Socialtext free 50!  It is not going to be a replacement to SalesForce, but it is a great added tool.  I am a bit biased since I did an internship there, and have slightly more knowledge on the product.  But I must say I was blown away by how easy it was to get the free 50 going.  One email and you are done.  Everyone in the company can (and should) join and you have a common collaboration page with great tools.  It is set up so clearly and is so easy to use.  Anyone can get the hang of it after playing around for 5 minuets.  It is laid out just like Google chrome.  Socialtext is in a way like twitter; until you start using it you don’t see how much value it can bring to your life.  I would really encourage everyone to check this out.  It will be a huge value to your company!

I wish I could say we were working on it while I was there…sady I had nothing to do with it.  Super Stellar job though guys! WIKI WAY

What I have learned the first 3 weeks on the job

-Attitude is everything

-Finding a cute but professional outfit in the morning is a fun challenge

-I don’t like SalesForce

-Going outside at least twice a day is a must

-Drink lots of water

-Quirkiness is fun

-If you don’t work out in the morning before work, it likely won’t happen

-Google chrome gives you everything you need in the morning (weather, horoscope, joke of the day, CNN, funny picture of the day, etc…..)

-Dale Carnegie

-How to do a quote

-Enter an order

-I wish all businesses were paperless

-Pandora.com = Life Saver

-Faxing (how is it that those machines are not yet outdated????)

-Traffic is just as bad as you thought it would be

-Email IS a vortex

You have got to be kidding me!

It is something I wouldn’t openly admit in the beginning….however I have come around.  I love segways! I think they are hilarious, and I really really wanna take a segway tour of the city.  But today as I was reading my morning blogs in bed I came across this from Meghan Asha’s Blog.  A CHANEL SEGWAY!!!! hahaha it is too funny.  I wonder who their target market is for this piece?  The real desperate housewives of the OC, Atlanta, Jersey?…. Or perhaps something else.

4WD ferr(ARI)

Thursday.  90 degrees. Gin&Tonic. Fetch with the beast……

Two words

HAPPY

HOUR

Working the golf shift

One week on the job, and I am working the golf course. How did I swing this???